This distressed cotton cap carries a laid-back, sunny attitude. A colorful embroidered-style DTF print shows a parrot in hammock strung between palm trees, holding a cocktail with the playful headline “I’M RETIRED — IT’S 5 O’CLOCK Everywhere.” The low-profile, unstructured crown and curved visor sit naturally on the head; subtle worn edges and frayed detailing give the hat a lived-in, beach-worn character. It settles into weekend wardrobes, fishing trips, porch afternoons, and travel days — the kind of hat you reach for when you want to signal “time to relax” without saying a word.

Product features
– 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and soft hand
– Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel fit for everyday comfort
– Deliberate distressed detailing and color variation from special finishing
– Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider for adjustable fit
– Direct-to-Film printed graphic with sewn-in label and curved visor stitching

Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.